Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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