It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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