party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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