u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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