Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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