she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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