Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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