Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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