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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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