oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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