I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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