Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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