whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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