I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You can make out without kissing
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