He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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