I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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