BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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