I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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