I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You're earring is so big in my mouth
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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