it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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