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say what?
wanna hang out?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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