Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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