i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
do herpes really smell.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
