There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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