Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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