I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Pooping to opera.
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