I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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