the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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