It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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