I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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