my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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