4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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