It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The uberlube is also flammable
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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