I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Two words: nipple clamps
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