why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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