Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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