Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I want to make a zoo with you.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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