So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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