its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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