Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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