ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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