In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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