..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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