what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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