Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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