when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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