this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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