Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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