I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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