But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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